Rules for when you can’t remember there are rules (I’m just kidding, there aren’t rules)

1. Always have an escape plan.
2. Don’t stay in one place for too long.
3. If you for a second think about throwing away everything I’ve been through for you, I’m gonna lose it.
4. Embrace hedonism.
5. Don’t put on anything boring.
6. If you have to use an analogy, at least make it wrong.
7. No second thoughts.
8. Listen to yourself.
9. If you have to obliterate everything in your path in order to think clearly, you have my permission.
10. Sometimes only listening to other people will make you see how right you are about everything.
11. If you’re not happy, it’s because you’re not fulfilling your destiny.
12. You can always die, but it better be glorious.
13. If you think about something enough, it WILL happen.
14. If you think things are bad now, remember they were never good before.
15. If you want something, you should probably act on it.
16. Follow the signs while they’re hot.
17. I think this is my big break.
18. I think there’s no way I stumbled upon this by chance.

~Kasia